Guest Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 had to http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/12/justin-halpern-explains-standards-practices-wont-let-say-blumpkin-tv/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Heard about this the first time last week...disguting! And something with "Alaska" containing the words "freezer", "poo" & "comdom"...paint your own picture! Talking about an Alaskan Pipeline are we... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 My girlfriend got drunk the other night, and demanded that we have sex. In the middle of it, she proceeds to tell me that she fakes it every time we do it. So that was pretty awesome. i'm a little late here, but you're going to need to address this. i don't want to get all personal on the interwebs with questions about your sex life, but i will say that in my own experience, i used to fake it with my ex every time, for reasons that i will only call "i have this sex thing," and it was a horrible situation. horrible. also, i told my current girlfriend about how "i have this sex thing" and so the faking doesn't happen with her, at all....and it's fucking fantastic. honesty and orgasms man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 honesty and orgasms man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 honesty and orgasms man.I don't ever say this but /threadEdit: ^ apparently great minds do think alike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 i'm a little late here, but you're going to need to address this. i don't want to get all personal on the interwebs with questions about your sex life, but i will say that in my own experience, i used to fake it with my ex every time, for reasons that i will only call "i have this sex thing," and it was a horrible situation. horrible. also, i told my current girlfriend about how "i have this sex thing" and so the faking doesn't happen with her, at all....and it's fucking fantastic. honesty and orgasms man. also isn't it harder for a women to orgasm just with penetration??? warm that shit up like thanksgiving dinner bro. TheMoosen, laralaurent and sjb2k1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedinexile Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 After I told her what happened, she said that's not true about her faking all the time. If she did, I don't understand why she would want to have sex all the time, because she's kind of a nymphomaniac. And trust me, I know that just "sticking it in" isn't going to do the trick. There almost always has to be foreplay involved, and when I can see that what I'm doing isn't cutting it, I make my way down and please her that way, then do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 After I told her what happened, she said that's not true about her faking all the time. If she did, I don't understand why she would want to have sex all the time, because she's kind of a nymphomaniac. And trust me, I know that just "sticking it in" isn't going to do the trick. There almost always has to be foreplay involved, and when I can see that what I'm doing isn't cutting it, I make my way down and please her that way, then do it again. ok so what gets her off?? i mean if she isn't faking all the time then something is working. have her tell you what gets her off and you are set. i mean my wife loves it when i suck on those nipples while she starts to climax and that puts her over the edge. maybe you gotta stick a finger in the poop hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 i give my woman an organism* sometimes with just teasing alone. *i call it this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedinexile Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 ok so what gets her off?? i mean if she isn't faking all the time then something is working. have her tell you what gets her off and you are set. i mean my wife loves it when i suck on those nipples while she starts to climax and that puts her over the edge. maybe you gotta stick a finger in the poop hole. She definitely enjoys nipple action as well, as she's gotten off from just me caressing, squeezing, sucking, and playing with her tits. She has very sensitive breasts, and I usually incorporate that in the foreplay while fingering her. Have done anal, and she's not the biggest fan as it hurts her too much she says, even when going slow and gentle. We haven't really seen each other a whole lot lately, as she has school, and I work overnight shifts, and she works at night as well. So maybe her drunken statement could be out of sexual frustration from not seeing each other as much as we'd like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 warm that shit up like thanksgiving dinner bro. valuable advice for all men/women jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 valuable advice for all men/women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedillon Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 I just read this entire thread. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 I'm seriously asking myself how people can't tell the difference between a fake female orgasm and a real one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 You will know when it's real. Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 I'm seriously asking myself how people can't tell the difference between a fake female orgasm and a real one... Sexual inexperience, not knowing your partner & their body and if the guy is wearing a condom he is more desensitized than being bare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Sexual inexperience, not knowing your partner & their body and if the guy is wearing a condom he is more desensitized than being bare. Disensitized* castaway, derrickcook19941, drewberinger and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 I'm seriously asking myself how people can't tell the difference between a fake female orgasm and a real one... For some reason I read this as "how people can tell the difference" and I was like... wha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Sexual inexperience, not knowing your partner & their body and if the guy is wearing a condom he is more desensitized than being bare. Speaking of which HEY OP (atomicderailer1)! You ever figure out your original issue back on page one or the other challenge of "If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb." I need UPDATES! jtcohenour and sjb2k1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Sexual inexperience, not knowing your partner & their body and if the guy is wearing a condom he is more desensitized than being bare. or as was my case, lying right from the beginning. sigh. don't do what donny don't does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 so don't penetrate the pussy? man, this really fucks everything we've talked about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 so don't penetrate the pussy? man, this really fucks everything we've talked about.. seriously just laughed out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 So the blumpkin is still good then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I need to get a girl to sign up with me for a workshop here: http://www.armorystudios.com/workshops/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I need to get a girl to sign up with me for a workshop here: http://www.armorystudios.com/workshops/ the end of day 1 sounds like it has the potential for soreness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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