zacooper Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Just read through this entire thread. The laughs don't stop. TOTY candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Should this thread title be changed to The Official Sexual Deviant Thread? I'm going to start dumping Adam & Eve discount codes in here. HALFOFF - 50% off & free shipping on any single item you can also use SPICE22 or SPICE23 for 50% off and free shipping on your entire order PLUS a free bonus gift! but it takes about a week to ship. experience and quite the satisfaction! why am i posting here. i'm drunk. but for real. you cant beat these deals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 this thread will never die. EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Pow! I just shit my pants. I need someone to decipher that intro. I can't make out what the fuck he's saying right before the crowd chant of 'what the fuck?' It sounds like "It's almost fifty here." you can also use SPICE22 or SPICE23 for 50% off and free shipping on your entire order PLUS a free bonus gift! but it takes about a week to ship. experience and quite the satisfaction! why am i posting here. i'm drunk. but for real. you cant beat these deals! I'm not one to kiss and tell, but this massage oil from A&E are pretty fucking rad http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/erotic-massage-oils/sp-sensual-massage-14990.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron666monkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Just have your significant other brush their teeth with a really minty toothpaste and then blow the shit out of you. That'll numb you right up if you're having issues with control........though you may get to excited with the thought of getting your jimmy sucked and blow before contact. On second thought, I dunno what to tell you dude. Love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Here's a question.. Best condoms to use? Any preferences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron666monkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Best condoms are sheepskin. What you do is go out, kill a sheep, and wrap your wiener in it. Works like a charm and the chics dig that it's a little fuzzy. Brock N Roll and TheMoosen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 haha. classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'm a Trojan kinda guy. None in particular, my girlfriend never seems to tell the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Best condoms are sheepskin. What you do is go out, kill a sheep, and wrap your wiener in it. Works like a charm and the chics dig that it's a little fuzzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Wait what is "condoms"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... tarzioo_, sjb2k1, vialister and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time. Rinse and repeat. sjb2k1 and hippielauryn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Just have your significant other brush their teeth with a really minty toothpaste and then blow the shit out of you. That'll numb you right up if you're having issues with control........though you may get to excited with the thought of getting your jimmy sucked and blow before contact. On second thought, I dunno what to tell you dude. Love this thread. kind of like when i wash my dick with that mint axe body wash shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time. Rinse and repeat. WRONG. Get high, start sexing, and just keep going forever because it feels damn good. Stop for snacks in between if you can. hippielauryn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 BOTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 WRONG. Get high, start sexing, and just keep going forever because it feels damn good. Stop for snacks in between if you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Hmmm I wonder what getting high and then pounding a red bull before the sexing would do. Anyone try it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Hmmm I wonder what getting high and then pounding a red bull before the sexing would do. Anyone try it? I've never had sex with a bull, red or otherwise. I would imagine being high would help me get past the whole having sex with livestock thing though. trevorxramage, edgedestroys, jtcohenour and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 WRONG. Get high, start sexing, and just keep going forever because it feels damn good. Stop for snacks in between if you can. Hmmm I wonder what getting high and then pounding a red bull before the sexing would do. Anyone try it? These sound like nightmare scenarios for both parties. Horrible breath and dehydration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I gotta beej in an elevator once. Probably one of the most terrifying/rewarding experiences in my life jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I gotta beej in an elevator once. Probably one of the most terrifying/rewarding experiences in my life AEROSMITH STYLE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 AEROSMITH STYLE!!!! Haha. I was living it up while she was goin' down drewberinger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 WRONG. Get high, start sexing, and just keep going forever because it feels damn good. Stop for snacks in between if you can. Yes! The only problem is that most guys can't go on forever. Whomp Whomp But I like the way you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 i use trojan, because i never see any other brands with a large size. i also enjoy those nights where it goes 10 rounds. partially because i sometimes have the inability to finish, and i appreciate when a woman is as invested as getting me off as i am her. that and i just like chowin' down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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