danionly Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Not detective work when you read one thing, then read something different from the same person. Like I said, no judgement, I was just making an observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Hey, after some thought I realize now that you didn't get ripped off... The guy said clear w/black haze right? Since it is all black, that must mean that it is a super rare clear-less variant... /1 and should be worth BIG BUX! You totally lucked out...so jelly right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Every Kess begins with douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I must be in the minority here but I totes agree with Kess. Personally if I was in his position I would take these following steps. 1. Go on the internets and bitch and moan about a band being wrong about the color of vinyl. Fuck those bitches. (Step completed) 2. Send the band multiple hate messages on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram pictures of you holding your vinyl with a sad face. Be sure and hashtag to posts #Fuckthosebitches. 3. Those fucking bitches burned you so next step is to light their tour bus on fire. The bible says an eye for an eye so fuck those fuckers. 4. If you still have not convinced them to give you a copy of the record on the proper color then you need to kidnap rape and murder 1 member of the band. 5. Repeat step 4 until no band members are left or you gets yo vinya'lls. 6. Attempt to bring about the end of days. If this shitty world can't give you a vinya'll on the color you want then burn this fucker to the ground. yocaseycasey, mitchard and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchard Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I must be in the minority here but I totes agree with Kess. Personally if I was in his position I would take these following steps. 1. Go on the internets and bitch and moan about a band being wrong about the color of vinyl. Fuck those bitches. (Step completed) 2. Send the band multiple hate messages on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram pictures of you holding your vinyl with a sad face. Be sure and hashtag to posts #Fuckthosebitches. 3. Those fucking bitches burned you so next step is to light their tour bus on fire. The bible says an eye for an eye so fuck those fuckers. 4. If you still have not convinced them to give you a copy of the record on the proper color then you need to kidnap rape and murder 1 member of the band. 5. Repeat step 4 until no band members are left or you gets yo vinya'lls. 6. Attempt to bring about the end of days. If this shitty world can't give you a vinya'll on the color you want then burn this fucker to the ground. Most of this goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toomanyrecords Posted March 23, 2014 Author Share Posted March 23, 2014 Why are you all acting like I'm furious at the band and I want to kill them? I'm just disappointed that I paid for something and got something different. Like a normal human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If you just jerk off on your record a few times it will look like it's a black with a clear haze. Problem solved. I jerk off on all the records I own anyways and just want to encourage others to do the same. ditc586, smailtronic, aflycon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If you just jerk off on your record a few times it will look like it's a black with a clear haze. Problem solved. I jerk off on all the records I own anyways and just want to encourage others to do the same. Simplest way to clean them. Also, you can add "Excellent at multi-tasking" to your resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If kess jerked off, the splooge would come out black and he'd be pissed sjb2k1, thejesseb, yocaseycasey and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I already stated in the OP I did NOT PLAN TO RESELL THIS. Jesus CHRIST people. Be adults. ditc586 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLangs Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If you just jerk off on your record a few times it will look like it's a black with a clear haze. Problem solved. I jerk off on all the records I own anyways and just want to encourage others to do the same. does it still count if you play the "Catch every drop" game with a friend and your records are dusty because you're just that damn good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Kess, keep making shitty topics like this and I'll fucking kill you Man, so much Kess hate that nobody even batted an eye at the death threat on pg 3 parkinglot and billya 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 We didn't bat an eye because he is mocking all the backlash. VLangs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnthealbum Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Is this the jizz press you all are talking about, I got this a month ago and couldn't find any info on it. Also, contact the band maybe, that's the only option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 That's not the one. There's another one similar. But clear and more streaky That's the second press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnthealbum Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I knew it wasn't the clear smoke one, just looked like someone got too excited while spinning the record. I also didn't know which pressing this was, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 If kess jerked off, the splooge would come out black and he'd be pissed Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Kess, I really think you need to call the police and get them involved at this point. Make sure to explain the part about highway robbery. They should be able to resolve this for you. yocaseycasey and knifeparty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 You're being a dipshit for no reason. Be adults. Grow up or blow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werner Herzog Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Page 6 and this thread isn't locked yet? Have we set a new record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Juan, please don't lock this thread. The value of internet gold is on the rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Dudley = Kess Shaq = This Will Destroy You mindless, circuit bored records and somethingvinyl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 There is some seriously unnecessary aggression in here. A couple folks have shown themselves to be Double Lame-O Donkey Balls. chamb117 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 There is some seriously unnecessary aggression in here. A couple folks have shown themselves to be Double Lame-O Donkey Balls. I was only teasing, Dave. You should know me better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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