roadmonkey Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Goddammit, nobody respond to my sex question in the Man Advice thread, so I feel like I should post it here. I need advice fuckers. As far as condoms go, I've been using the Ultra Thin Trojans, but I'm curious about the other ones roadmonkey posted about I'm been digging the non latex ones these days.. they really do feel better. One of the main factors is body heat transfer from vag to cock, not to mention vag muscle grip feelings and such. I still trying to get over my fear that if we go at it too hard then it's going to break a lot easier, but so far that hasn't been an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agaetisbyrjun Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" turbobrando, Tommy, tarzioo_ and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" That's typically how I respond to nailing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" Someone just posted that clip in another thread. Classic 6,000! Again! Edited November 23, 2013 by victimofadriveby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I can't wear condoms. I just can't stay hard. Sure, I've had my fair share of mandatory antibiotic cycles and injections. But at least I got my squirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I can't wear condoms. I just can't stay hard. Sure, I've had my fair share of mandatory antibiotic cycles and injections. But at least I got my squirt. there are more than a couple sexual timebombs prowling around this board. i feel bad for all of your future women and eskimo brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I don't dig wrappin before tappin, as much as the next, but I also don't dig the idea of burning while I pee jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 back in highschool, a female friend introduced us to her cousin, who we knew as slutty cousin alysia. incredible body. terrible face. and she didn't achieve that name ironically. she was a slut. so anyways, after i fucked her a couple times.. years later, we got a phone call from the cousin, saying that there's a video of alysia on some porn site. like 9 guys got together to watch this shit, all hysterical. we even paid for a membership to the site because we weren't going to let that stop us.. it was some weird site like "dancing bear" or something. it was all like bachelor parties where the dudes wore giant bear heads.. and then they'd get it on with randos at the party. absurd. much to our disappointment, all she did was join in on a handy with like 2 other women. a couple other whoores pretty much took over. I LOL'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 And I haven't even gotten to the one in the janitors closet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 And I haven't even gotten to the one in the janitors closet! Do elaborate. This sounds interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 dammit ry! spill the beans! by the way, i spilled my beans all over this cute girls face last night. she told me to. jtcohenour and Tommy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 dammit ry! spill the beans! by the way, i spilled my beans all over this cute girls face last night. she told me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I dreamed of cuddling with my high school sweetheart and fell asleep, alone. hobohunter48, trevorxramage, warmhouses and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I dreamed of cuddling with my high school sweetheart and fell asleep, alone. You must be married. Tommy and mcguirk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 You must be married. Actually I am engaged haha. I'm already to the point where falling asleep on the sofa is my definition of a fun night. Tommy and jtcohenour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Actually I am engaged haha. Engaged sex sucks. Shizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 And I haven't even gotten to the one in the janitors closet! I feel like I need to go have some ridiculous sex so I have more stories to keep up haha Tommy and Satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Fun story: When I was going through the process of getting divorced I spent a few months couch surfing cuz I didn't know where I wanted to go. There had been this girl that I'd worked with for a bit and we had been texting each other for some time. We ended up getting together and banging on the hood of her car in an apartment parking lot. After I "spilled my beans" (I guess we're using that now) on her back, a bunch of drunk dudes from one of the buildings began to clap. We took a naked bow and began to bang it out in the front seat of her car. A few days later, we ended up meeting up again after I'd gotten off of work. We didn't have anywhere to go since she lived at home and since the guy I had been staying with lived in a studio apartment, so we proceeded to bang it out in my car while parked at the mall I worked at. Mid thrust a security guard tapped on the glass and made me roll down the window, after he recognized who I was he gave me a thumbs up and said "nice pull, make it quick", to which I replied, "that's gonna be a tough one now that you've busted me mid coitus". mcguirk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Fun story: When I was going through the process of getting divorced I spent a few months couch surfing cuz I didn't know where I wanted to go. There had been this girl that I'd worked with for a bit and we had been texting each other for some time. We ended up getting together and banging on the hood of her car in an apartment parking lot. After I "spilled my beans" (I guess we're using that now) on her back, a bunch of drunk dudes from one of the buildings began to clap. We took a naked bow and began to bang it out in the front seat of her car. A few days later, we ended up meeting up again after I'd gotten off of work. We didn't have anywhere to go since she lived at home and since the guy I had been staying with lived in a studio apartment, so we proceeded to bang it out in my car while parked at the mall I worked at. Mid thrust a security guard tapped on the glass and made me roll down the window, after he recognized who I was he gave me a thumbs up and said "nice pull, make it quick", to which I replied, "that's gonna be a tough one now that you've busted me mid coitus". Another epic story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 this thread should be a book. Disensitizer and Condom: next years best seller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Went to North Carolina over the Summer with my immediate family and invited my girlfriend along. We had a beach house rented out and a walkway from the house down to the beach with wooden chairs at the end. Nightfall came and we snuck out there and started doin' it on the chairs under the stars. I saw a shooting star in the middle of it which was nuts, cause like how many people can say they saw a shooting star in the middle of fuckin someone? But that's besides the point There was another couple out there on the beach maybe 20 feet from us that we didn't even realize were there at first. But the dude decides to start looking for crabs (cue STD joke) on the beach, and starts shining his flashlight all over, walks maybe 5 feet from us, and shines it directly on us 3 or 4 times. I'm literally inside of my girlfriend when she goes "Uh, HELLO?!" at the guy and he points his flashlight at us again and goes "Oh! Sorry!" like he didn't know we were there. Then he awkwardly went back over to his girlfriend and they started a fire and we finished fuckin' still 10 feet away from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 OBX? If you were a badass you would have kayaked to one of those little islands on the sound side and done it there. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I have something to say but I don't goddamn know where to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 there's a ski resort in vermont that has 3 brewfests a year. so for a long stretch, we had a streak going; where at least one person from the group got laid. for my first one, my girlfriend at the time came along. having heard all of the debauchery that took place during the festivals of yore, we were pretty much up for the challenge. so after a few drinks, we're leaving the bathrooms, and my friend points and says "you see that janitor's closet? it was unlocked one time, and i banged some girl in there." to which i responded, "oh this janitor's closet that's still unlocked right now? let's go babe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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