GalacticMelt Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 holy shit. i think this is actually some kind of performance art... The woman has fantastic melons though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 The woman has fantastic melons though.... Don't be gross, dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 The woman has fantastic melons though.... Yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 The woman has fantastic melons though....I called dibs.(I'm kidding, Kess. But, Sandy... wut up?) But seriously, they take themselves seriously. GalacticMelt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Posted this in my FS thread but figured I'd post it here too. Stopped by a few more shops today to see what was left over and grabbed a few things for VC that I've seen people ask for. Prices include shipping. WILL ALSO TRADE FOR THE AGAINST ME 7" Comeback Kid-Rain City Sessions 10" $21 Citizen Dick 7" $15 The Darjeeling Limited OST $29 (pending) The Devil Wears Prada-South of The City 7" $15 Echosmith-Acoustic Dreams $24 Father James Misty-I Loved You Honeybee $16 Kind of Like Spitting-Nothing Makes Sense Without it 2xLP w/poster $24 Real Friends-More Acoustic Songs $23 Dave Hause- Home Alone EP 7" (Pending) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Wait, Sandy is the chick with short hair, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Hey Sandy, don't you talk back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrewest Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 INT. WINNEBAGO - DAY Walt stands in front of his Google Chromebook in only a cough mask and his underwear. He yells muffled expletives through the mask, as he stomps his feet. JESSE enters while Walt continues his yelling. JESSE Mr. White, I gave Badger the Foo Fi- (Jesse sees Walt is upset) Mr. White? Walt removes his mask. WALT ...because of ITEM NOT DESCRIBED?! They're REMOVING my listings because ITEM NOT DESCRIBED?! Jesse looks down, suddenly guilty. WALT Jesse! Can you PLEASE explain to me WHY every listing you were responsible for posting has now been TAKEN DOWN? Because to me it seems like you INCORRECTLY and SLOPPILY listed all these Record Store Day releases in the marketplace for their FIRST PRESSING release pages! And that would mean that you PURPOSEFULLY SCREWED our entire operation because you're nothing better than a VINYL HEAD LOSER! So, PLEASE, won't you explain what happened because I'm sure you have a GREAT excuse?! Jesse starts fuming. He's had enough of this kind of abuse. JESSE LISTEN, BITCH! Walter is taken aback by Jesse's newfound boldness. JESSE I posted all those RSD copies in their regular, first pressing pages because I wanted to inflate the perceived cost of the original pressings SO THAT THE RSD LISTINGS WOULD SEEM MORE APPEALING. I posted the listings TWICE, BITCH! Once in the right release page and a second time on the first pressing release page! Check your Inventory and while you're at it, Mr. White, check your messages because according to my iPhone mailbox we sold 15 records last night! Walter is speechless. He's never been wrong (or at least he's never allowed himself to acknowledge that he's wrong). WALT (more compassionate now) Jesse...I made a mistake in how I read Discog's new email alert notifications. They changed the titles recently and- JESSE NO, BITCH! YOU'RE Rrrrrreeeeaaachhhhiinngggg! Have fun flipping records by YOURSELF! Jesse storms out of the winnebago and slams the door. WALT JESSE! JESSE! Walt, now a sad man standing alone in his underwear, looks at his Chromebook at the messages proving Jesse's story as right. Walt grabs a cell phone and he makes a call. WALT Saul. We have a problem with Jesse. BLACKOUT. How the hell has this been overlooked? Fucking brilliant. cemeterytapes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 More Sandy, Less Kess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Gonna ask again since no one answered, does everyone's Pity Sex sound like shit or is it just mine? Toooooooons of popping.This record had tons of dust and sand because of the splatter and everything. I couldn't imagine playing this without a thorough cleaning. I've cleaned it and I'm still uncomfortable putting my stylus through that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 The woman has fantastic melons though.... Chill on that shit dude. This will be the only warning you get. Blumplum, SubstituteForLove, Tom Delonge's UFO and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stl_ben Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Isn't there a breadth appreciation thread around here somewhere....sounds like the right area for your comments... 213041284s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 This record had tons of dust and sand because of the splatter and everything. I couldn't imagine playing this without a thorough cleaning. I've cleaned it and I'm still uncomfortable putting my stylus through that. Mine didn't look dirty and nothing came off on my brush. I'm gonna attempt a real cleaning when I get home next week but really want to know if it'll even be worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heypeterman Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Now we can read season 1 all in one sitting. INT. HANK'S GARAGE - DAY Walt looks over Hank's shoulder as Hank clicks the trackpad on the Macbook Pro. We see that he is browsing a vinyl forum. WALT So...this is what you do all day? HANK Yeah, Walter. It beats giving handies under the ABQ bridge. WALT What are we looking for...exactly? HANK Well, right now there's a real scumbag flipping an ETID 7" for a $15 profit. We have his VC username but we need to find his Discogs account in order to nail him. Walt's curiosity spikes as he takes in this information. WALT They...make money doing that? HANK Yeah, the bastards stand in line for 7 hours, buy a limited edition record, and then they flip it for $20-150 Washingtons. Walt points to a JPEG of Deja Entendu. WALT How much would I...theoretically...if I were to flip that record there, how much would I make? Hank swivels in his leather computer chair to face Walt. Hank gives him a cold stare. HANK If you flipped this record... Walt gives a hard gulp. HANK ...you'd make over $200. Walt's eyes open wide. HANK But I'd have to take you down. Walt snaps back to reality. He realizes he's sweating. A little too much. HANK My own brother in law. (Pause) The ensuing silence is deafening. HANK I'm just kidding! You'd never be able to pull off something like that. You're an adult. These dickholes are all under 30. (to himself) Hah! Imagine that. Walter White flipping White Stripes LPs. Walt laughs along with Hank. We see, however, that he is up to something in his mind. EXT. VINYL HERMANOS - DAY Walt pulls into the parking lot of a record store. He exits his car and walks inside the store. INT. VINYL HERMANOS - DAY We see a clean, well stocked record store. Walt looks around for someone. Walt sees a 22 year old punk girl. He shakes his head and focuses on a 56 year old man in a long white goatee and a stained t-shirt. He shakes his head again. We can tell that Walt might not know exactly who he is looking for. MAN'S VOICE (cheery) May I help you? Walt turns and sees a tall, olive-skinned man in glasses. The Tall Man smiles. WALT Hi. I'm looking for...someone who can help me with a...Record Store Day scenario. TALL MAN I'm sorry but Record Store Day was last weekend. Would you like to buy a 45 adaptor? The Tall Man holds up a plastic red adapter. WALT No. I'll just...browse then. TALL MAN (voice changes to a more serious tone) Maybe you should browse over in the jazz aisle. Walt lifts his eye brow. He understands what the Tall Man is saying. INT. VINYL HERMANOS - JAZZ AISLE - DAY Walt looks at a reissue of Kind of Blue. He sees the price 39.99 and quickly places it back on the shelf. TALL MAN You would like to do business. WALT Yes. TALL MAN You know who I am? Walt nods. WALT Fring. TALL MAN Kess Fring. Walt takes a deep breath before continuing. Kess Fring looks at him, intrigued. WALT I want to flip 4 copies of the Pete and Pete Soundtrack. Kess Fring says nothing. He looks over Walt's shoulder at a skinny indie kid who is a little too close to their conversation. WALT So...can you help me? Kess Fring gives Walt one last slow look over. KESS (serious tone) I own a vinyl cleaning plant. On the other side of town. Meet me there tomorrow at 1pm. (cheery) Hello! May I help you? The Skinny Indie Kid turns around. SKINNY INDIE KID Do you have any clear Sufjans? BLACKOUT. INT. WINNEBAGO - DAY Walt stands in front of his Google Chromebook in only a cough mask and his underwear. He yells muffled expletives through the mask, as he stomps his feet. JESSE enters while Walt continues his yelling. JESSE Mr. White, I gave Badger the Foo Fi- (Jesse sees Walt is upset) Mr. White? Walt removes his mask. WALT ...because of ITEM NOT DESCRIBED?! They're REMOVING my listings because ITEM NOT DESCRIBED?! Jesse looks down, suddenly guilty. WALT Jesse! Can you PLEASE explain to me WHY every listing you were responsible for posting has now been TAKEN DOWN? Because to me it seems like you INCORRECTLY and SLOPPILY listed all these Record Store Day releases in the marketplace for their FIRST PRESSING release pages! And that would mean that you PURPOSEFULLY SCREWED our entire operation because you're nothing better than a VINYL HEAD LOSER! So, PLEASE, won't you explain what happened because I'm sure you have a GREAT excuse?! Jesse starts fuming. He's had enough of this kind of abuse. JESSE LISTEN, BITCH! Walter is taken aback by Jesse's newfound boldness. JESSE I posted all those RSD copies in their regular, first pressing pages because I wanted to inflate the perceived cost of the original pressings SO THAT THE RSD LISTINGS WOULD SEEM MORE APPEALING. I posted the listings TWICE, BITCH! Once in the right release page and a second time on the first pressing release page! Check your Inventory and while you're at it, Mr. White, check your messages because according to my iPhone mailbox we sold 15 records last night! Walter is speechless. He's never been wrong (or at least he's never allowed himself to acknowledge that he's wrong). WALT (more compassionate now) Jesse...I made a mistake in how I read Discog's new email alert notifications. They changed the titles recently and- JESSE NO, BITCH! YOU'RE Rrrrrreeeeaaachhhhiinngggg! Have fun flipping records by YOURSELF! Jesse storms out of the winnebago and slams the door. WALT JESSE! JESSE! Walt, now a sad man standing alone in his underwear, looks at his Chromebook at the messages proving Jesse's story as right. Walt grabs a cell phone and he makes a call. WALT Saul. We have a problem with Jesse. BLACKOUT. cemeterytapes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koljou Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Mine didn't look dirty and nothing came off on my brush. I'm gonna attempt a real cleaning when I get home next week but really want to know if it'll even be worth it. I finally got around to listening to mine tonight. After cleaning it with my brush I didn't notice any sound issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I finally got around to listening to mine tonight. After cleaning it with my brush I didn't notice any sound issues. Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb_enjoys_vinyl Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Bake is helping make my school day livable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tape Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Bullmoose has the CHVRCHES 7" RSD for pre-order. Release is April 28th. Now it's listed as "in-store only". fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Now it's listed as "in-store only". fart. I got one from a member here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bro Use for a Name Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Now it's listed as "in-store only". fart. Reading through the Bull Moose Twitter feed, they sound pretty doubtful as to whether they can get any copies of that Chvrches single for the few that did get pre-orders through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRINCE Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Just a heads up for all of you looking for the "Whiplash" soundtrack, I just caught wind that there will be an exclusive repress coming out on RED vinyl /1000. I will provide more info as a release date is solidified but it is coming very very soon so hold off on those eBay flippers for this one.. Tommy, Oilerguy, chuck and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Just a heads up for all of you looking for the "Whiplash" soundtrack, I just caught wind that there will be an exclusive repress coming out on RED vinyl /1000. I will provide more info as a release date is solified but it is coming very very soon so hold off on those eBay flippers for this one.. entendu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Man, I hate to make fun of anyone who is willing to line up for a few hours to buy records, but this goober is just killing me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Scott, what all did you flip after RSD? Shitty Rambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblips Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Man, I hate to make fun of anyone who is willing to line up for a few hours to buy records, but this goober is just killing me: ugh. why do i watch these things. we should stop posting these... it just gets their views up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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