Backporchsmoking Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Hi, very new here, like 3 minutes new. I'm not sure how I really rank on the "stoner" scale I'm just pretty much a college brat who smokes with her boyfriend everyday because it makes him happy. It just makes me hungry and sometimes (most times) anxious as shit. AnyWhore. If you've read this far congrats and also I'm sorry. But I bought a new bowl about a week ago along with another piece I use daily but have been waiting to "christen" this new piece. So to speak. I purposely haven't smoked out of it yet but my boyfriend packed it for us to smoke out of and he smoked it first after I told him I would like to christen it. He ignored me of course and as I watched him (in my mind) betray me. I no longer wanted to smoke. So as I declined him passing me my bowl he stormed off out of my room because he felt my "attitude" (not wanting to smoke now) was unnecessary. If I'm in the wrong please just tell me to stop being a bitch, I just want a second opinion because I'm tired of feeling like I'm the bad guy in every situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Wasn't sure if I should I approve this thread or not, but here ya go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewOldStock Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I think you may be in the wrong forum altogether and I'm intrigued as to how you ended up here. Anyway, about your question. Sounds like he is a piece of shit and you should ditch him. These shared moments are all we have and he took that away from you. piky0032 and Tommy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 This isn't Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebilljim Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Man, spam has gotten really weird these days. THE_James_Champ and One Hundred Fifty-Two 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFxpunkguy Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 But do y'all even dab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylekrische Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 thought this was gonna be about guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 25 minutes ago, kylekrische said: thought this was gonna be about guns I'd be down with a thread about guns, but it'd probably make certain users here have PTSD or cause them to "literally shake." kannibal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylekrische Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I've never seen a gun in real life tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 13 hours ago, Backporchsmoking said: Hi, very new here, like 3 minutes new. I'm not sure how I really rank on the "stoner" scale I'm just pretty much a college brat who smokes with her boyfriend everyday because it makes him happy. It just makes me hungry and sometimes (most times) anxious as shit. AnyWhore. If you've read this far congrats and also I'm sorry. But I bought a new bowl about a week ago along with another piece I use daily but have been waiting to "christen" this new piece. So to speak. I purposely haven't smoked out of it yet but my boyfriend packed it for us to smoke out of and he smoked it first after I told him I would like to christen it. He ignored me of course and as I watched him (in my mind) betray me. I no longer wanted to smoke. So as I declined him passing me my bowl he stormed off out of my room because he felt my "attitude" (not wanting to smoke now) was unnecessary. If I'm in the wrong please just tell me to stop being a bitch, I just want a second opinion because I'm tired of feeling like I'm the bad guy in every situation. Ah, to be 18 and stupid again. Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 at first i thought the title said "christening a new place". was totally expecting a sex thread. daegor and fuckinandsuckinandtouchin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 If you just smoke to make your shitty boyfriend happy, maybe don't smoke? Also, stop having a shitty boyfriend? Tommy, One Hundred Fifty-Two and kannibal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I was waiting for some sort of insertion story. I guess it's just another Monday. THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicondevil Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 This sounds like a script for some "reality" show on MTV. Leave the dick and make an appointment with a therapist. Make sure his name is not Dr. Oz or Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 fuckinandsuckinandtouchin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheriver Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 A+ thread. Would read again. fuckinandsuckinandtouchin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stress On The Sky Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) I haven't been this confused by a threads existence since the increasingly unhinged diary of GatorPrideSONNN. Edited April 25, 2017 by Stress On The Sky Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 4/23/2017 at 2:01 AM, Backporchsmoking said: AnyWhore. Half of me wants this to be a typo and the other half is amused at how stupid it sounds coutstevo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throughbeingcruel Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Man, weed is awesome. This thread was perfect to read while stoned. fuckinandsuckinandtouchin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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