sinisterkidd Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 "Might husband the next guy that nails me if he says "let's open this pit up" when he puts it in" An actual thing I said today. I'm literally too gay to exist. i like you edgedestroys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 he continues to crack my shit up with his sexploitations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 so by way of relativity, you're too gay to function? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 THE OP JUST CREATED A NEW THREAD! ...but did he post in here? NO. I'm a little upset about this. edit: it's called "awkward age". thought that dude was going for gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicderailer1 Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 Speaking of which HEY OP (atomicderailer1)! You ever figure out your original issue back on page one or the other challenge of "If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb." I need UPDATES! I never tried the desensitizer. I was just curious and wanted a way to last longer during the first round 'coz I don't...like any other normal guy. I found durex performax intense condom, and it does the trick. I also managed to get her to squirt, so big yay for both. Rip, edgedestroys, castaway and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 So glad this thread came full circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Heh. Came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 anyone look into tantric sex? I'm debating getting a couple books to see what it's about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 anyone look into tantric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 he continues to crack my shit up with his sexploitations Secretly (but not anymore) that's been one of my goals this whole time. PS high five, sexploitation is my new favorite portmanteau! Or maybe sexpedition. I feel like you just opened the door to a lot of potentially great words here... so by way of relativity, you're too gay to function? Almost. As a follow up to that husband thing, here's another fun thing I said: "The way to a man's d is through the p (the pizza)" If you need relationship advice, trust me. Mine's really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 This new game by Cards Against Humanity deserves to be posted here: http://clusterfuckgame.com That being said, apparently anyone who ordered their $12 "Holiday Bullshit" package is receiving this game on Day Five. I've only received Day One so far...but I have no intention of ever playing this game. Because I represent the "ewwww sex is so gross" party. I will gladly mail this out to whoever messages me first (fo free, duh.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Annnnnd Clusterfuck has been claimed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Fuck I haven't received anything yet.. Stoked to get this game soon though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Fuck I haven't received anything yet.. Stoked to get this game soon though They seem to be coming out of order. I have 1 and 3 of the 5 that were sent out so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eight1echo Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 coming out of order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 ugh, the lady just had the "shes not ready for this yet" talk with me. i wont be posting here anymore, sigh. ry, you'll always be king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 ugh, the lady just had the "shes not ready for this yet" talk with me. i wont be posting here anymore, sigh. ry, you'll always be king. not ready for what? a potential lifetime of stability and support at the expense of not sleeping around? some people don't know a good thing when they got one. i mean, i don't know you or anything, but i'm assuming you're a decent dude. jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 not ready for what? Blumpkin nobodybrokeurheart, aflycon, ozfacter and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Don't let this die.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomic_derailer Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Saw this post on yahoo. Pretty good read when you have a free time. Lots of good stories in the comments section. http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/2013-letters-notes-slideshow/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Google "double dick dude reddit" Still can't believe it's real. The AMA was...enlightening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Damn I'm glad this thread is back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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