BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Safety scissors? eight1echo, entendu and sinisterkidd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Lol wtf am I suppose to use!? Finger condoms.. That's actually a thing. I don't understand though lol @ finger condoms. had to google them. those wouldnt do shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Lol wtf am I suppose to use!? Finger condoms.. That's actually a thing. I don't understand though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfiend Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Dental Dams for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Dental Dams for the win.I honestly don't even know what those are... But it's probably not worth using. I do t have sex with nasty girls. Problem solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgato48 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 After reading the last couple of pages all have to say is condoms suck. Haven't used one in 8 years. Although I haven't had sex in 8 years so there's that. Whelp that's one way to stay clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I don't even kiss boys, ya'll be getting cooties and I'm just as fresh as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 After reading the last couple of pages all have to say is condoms suck. Haven't used one in 8 years. Although I haven't had sex in 8 years so there's that. Whelp that's one way to stay clean Abstinence really is the best protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 This thread has given me more than a few laughs over the last few pages. My latest failure happened last night. I swear semi drunk me is both the absolute best me possible and simultaneously the worst me possible. So I was out with a couple friends for a couple hours last night and had the appropriate amount of beer in me to make me able to start conversations and not just a complete standoffish dick. I started chatting with a girl while getting a beer. Things are going well just nice conversation, near the end of the beer she starts says she loves my beard and starts asking a few questions about it. Thats when things fell apart. Her - Why did you start growing the beard? Me - Figured I had to try and compensate for my tiny penis somehow. Growing a beard seemed cheaper than buying a sports car. (Said with an abundant level of sarcasm) Her - (awkward laugh) Oh come on... (or something like that) Me - What can I say. My penis gets the same reaction as Ewoks. When you look at it the only thing you can think is "awww, its so tiny and cute". This brought about awkward silence that I then offered to buy her another drink with her turning it down and say she needed to get back to her friends. To be fair she was wearing a Star Wars shirt so bringing up ewoks wasn't completely out of left field. Seriously though I am my own worst enemy. I enjoying being awkwardly funny, but that doesn't play well when just meeting people. cbbrew22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 First part was pretty funny, by the second penis just I feel like she was just like "please stop talking about your dick." My ex-roommate would have loved that whole conversation though, then again she would probably not be the safest person to sleep with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 You're doing it all wrong. Don't have a sense of humor or be sarcastic. Do what all the dudes did to me when I frequented bars by myself. Complain about your life. A lot. Then ask the girl if you're bothering them and say that you can leave if you're bothering them, but don't actually leave. Stay there forever and keep talking about yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 You're doing it all wrong. Don't have a sense of humor or be sarcastic. Do what all the dudes did to me when I frequented bars by myself. Complain about your life. A lot. Then ask the girl if you're bothering them and say that you can leave if you're bothering them, but don't actually leave. Stay there forever and keep talking about yourself. This is also definitely the way into a girl's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I honestly don't even know what those are... But it's probably not worth using. I do t have sex with nasty girls. Problem solved! yeah seriously. wtf was that scott? haha. and how many people ever actually use dental dams? c'mon! if she's/he's sketchy, don't put your face there. and thanks for introducing me to finger condoms.... so much lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Scott is just so above casual sex. If you're not marrying a virgin you best be dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I mean, though I think on Tianna/Nicky it was kinda silly.But he's just pushing safe sex, I don't think that's a bad thing... (Lara had the right idea.) TheMoosen and scottheisel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 It's just the way he acts like having unprotected sex is all YOU WILL GET HERPES AND DIE when much earlier in this thread, someone posted an in depth article saying "hey.. STDs aren't nearly as rampant as your high school health teacher may make you think" And yeah, I know it was irresponsible of me to be running around having it all willy nilly for a while. But here I am with multiple partners doing what's right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 It's just the way he acts like having unprotected sex is all YOU WILL GET HERPES AND DIE when much earlier in this thread, someone posted an in depth article saying "hey.. STDs aren't nearly as rampant as your high school health teacher may make you think" And yeah, I know it was irresponsible of me to be running around having it all willy nilly for a while. But here I am with multiple partners doing what's right Don't really find this comforting. If someone proves "getting hit by a car doesn't hurt nearly as bad as it looks" I'm still gonna look both ways before I cross the street. Good work making the change though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Hey don't get me wrong. I do occasionally have casual sex with a duder. Like... once a year... Shit happens. But i have never everrrrrr let a dude not wrap his shit up. I am horrified of the children/nasty whatever you may be carrying in your dong. But lol no, i do not and will not ever use any kind of lesbian protection. That shit is dumb. And I do not bang random bar girls so I think i'm good to go. And Ryan, i'm glad you're wrapping it up and being honest with these chicks. Someone else said it, but sometimes i feel like people don't know how to have a casual/sexual relationship with other people. Just be honest and forward. "we are having this sex. plz do not contact me tomorrow. cool? thx. I'll see ya when i see ya" The world would be a much happier place if everyone made sure whoever they were about to bang was on the same page with them prior to the bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm scared to have sex with a guy and then the condom breaks and I get pregnant and die nobodybrokeurheart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm scared to have sex with a guy and then the condom breaks and I get pregnant and die Just don't touch boys ever. If boys try to touch you, I strongly recommend the dropping to pavement method or placing your hands over their mouth and yelling "NO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Everybody should just stop using Tinder, because no one will be as good at it as my buddy Shane. He showed me all of his matches yesterday and there was a fuck ton. Im talking solid 7-9's. He has a photo album on his phone completely dedicated to nudes that he gets off that app. His Tinder game is so strong it blew all of our minds. We dont get it cause hes not the most handsome dude. In fact, he kinda looks like he's dying. And has some jacked teeth. But that kid can pull via Tinder. So god bless him. sinisterkidd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 A friend of mine's girlfriend got drunk and started yelling at him for "loving me" and then continued to take his phone and text me with "do you like me?" Multiple times. She friend requested me on Facebook today, I don't know her. I asked him if I should accept it, he didn't respond, so I did. I have nothing to hide but we all know she's going to creep and keep tabs on me constantly. Siiiigh. This is why we can't have nice things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Start coming on to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 i LOVE crazy bitches. the craziest of my exes actually came into my store today. and saturday too.. oh man, i really hope this is just the next step in her being even crazier than i give her credit for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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