abovetheearth Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Dyslexic steak sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Stinky V And the repeat offenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 -Flat Top Tony & the Purple Canoes /quote] My name is Tony and used to have a Flat Top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allenh Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Autistic Tendancies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraFox Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 This is from the 80s and some have been taken in that time. It should also say charred rather than chard. The vegetable makes no sense. https://1wilsonreport.wordpress.com/2014/01/03/jello-biafra-lists-great-names-for-bands/ Having typed this on the fly, my suggestion has become 'The Vegetable Makes No Sense". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Punk bands are the easiest to name. Pretty much any non-sequitur or series of pseudo-offensive words would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aych Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 When I was in high school my friends and I started a shitty metalcore band and I wanted to call it The Failing State (which, surprisingly enough, doesn't seem to be taken) but the lead vocalist insisted that we call it Poison Glove Monkey. I was also in another shitty metalcore band called aStringOfWords. We were band name geniuses. Anyway, to stay on topic: Rare Finds - could be anything from lofi to trip-hop Messy Wrists - probably an emo/punk/hardcore band of some sort (not gonna lie, I've thought about trying to do something using this name, but that probably won't happen any time soon) I Think I'm in Love - not really sure whether this could be an actual band name Live and Leave - dangerously close to the name of a punk band from Azerbaijan Funeral Waltz - again, how is this not taken The Four Temperaments - this is actually a personality test, thought it'd be good for a depressed doo-wop revival group or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliminator Jr. Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Jesus & his Velvet Shit Band That's what my girlfriend said when she tried to ask me how I liked the concert I'd been attending that evening. I was seeing Jesus & Mary Chain. Her version is far superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emokid9963 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 - Nutball and the Shifty Twins - Bermuda Rhombus and the Underwater Nazis - Gary King and the Enablers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaxcowboyx Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Staind II FlippingOut and Black Phillip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tardcore Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Dungeons and Drag Queens. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutzonborglum Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 For when the day comes that I develop musical talent, either Church Fight Or Prison Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippingOut Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Limper Bizkitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 -Dutch Oven -The Alabama Hotpockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Toby Keith Urban Outfitters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6heart6breaker6 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 -led zeppelin -lead zeppelin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6heart6breaker6 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 here are some names i've written down fire drill - shitty high school ska guidelines - sxe hardcore band phthisis - (pronounced thaysis) - unreadable shirt forlorn hope - ???? ou je t'ai dit (where i told you) - pretentious band from cali that sounds atrocious but people really like to wear their shirts and reblog on tumblr I think guidelines is a hardcore/punk-ish band already? Or at least there was a couple years ago. Obviously, sxe would be far more appropriate.The Shitty BeatlesHoly shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippingOut Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 sXe Appeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I've wanted to start a band called Rogue Robots for a while now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Seven Car Pile Up. FangsAnalSatan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc32137 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Some more random Simpsons names: I Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick Some Enchanted Evening Trab Pu Kcip! The Last Traction Hero Surly Joe Sidney Crosley and imaxcowboyx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passionbrand Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dream smasher got it from the cartoon American Dad! Haley "dream-smasher" smith i think it would make a good punk band name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manbot_9000 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Seven Car Pile Up. Too close to http://www.discogs.com/artist/346626-16-Bitch-Pile-Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Too close to http://www.discogs.com/artist/346626-16-Bitch-Pile-Up It's a Scrubs reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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