Sad Heart Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 You can alternatively light rub your record with lighter fluid to remove all the grease and oil from your dumb idiot fingers. Then strike a match against your thick skull to ignite the now face-grease coated record to burn away your stupidity cause you're officially too dumb to own a record. Since you're a visual person: dvv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 THE_James_Champ and Brock N Roll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Truly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted here. Satan, Valeriano and Sidney Crosley 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Brock N Roll said: Truly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted here. And that's seriously saying something. Sidney Crosley and Brock N Roll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandwichRecords Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 If you buy some decent quality inner sleeves, it's really not too hard to slip the record back into the sleeve. Get some inner sleeves, enjoy the eight thousand ridiculous responses to your post, and relax. It'll all be ok. Try these: http://www.sleevecityusa.com/diskeeper-audiophile-inner-sleeve-50-pack-p/312nrps.htm CrunkPosby and highfives 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayCauseDeath Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 this is the only video i can see where someone correctly removes the record from the sleeve and does a step by step instructional video. RowBearToe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 In Japan, they have vinyl pleasure bots to perform such mundane tasks as this... monsterrod, SandwichRecords and NewOldStock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvv Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 firmly grasp it faceghost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yancey47 Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 The only sucky part about doing coke off your records is taking them out off the wall and out of the frames, do the coke, then putting the records back in the frames and re hanging them. THE_James_Champ, grizzlyfoz, youspinmeround and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, yancey47 said: The only sucky part about doing coke off your records is taking them out off the wall and out of the frames, do the coke, then putting the records back in the frames and re hanging them. Hahahaha. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheriver Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I'm glad this serious issue that has been plaguing the vinyl community is finally being addressed. Sidney Crosley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudboy Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, dantheriver said: I'm glad this serious issue that has been plaguing the vinyl community is finally being addressed. For real! I've been snorting blow off my white vinyl for years! Thanks for the advice gents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Crosley Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 i just realized that record collecting is an ableist hobby. One-handed people can't hold records. This is unacceptable! Is there even s handicapped parking spot anywhere on these boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throughbeingcruel Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 hours ago, THE_James_Champ said: Thread did not disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewOldStock Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 The big question we were all afraid to ask. How many got to 10,000 posts before having this life-changing problem solved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarocks Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Get a pair of soft fabric gloves like they use at a record pressing plant. Use them every time you remove or return a record to its sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throughbeingcruel Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Shocked this hasn't been locked yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I fill the grooves with cocaine and then snort at 33rpms. Then after a while I switch to 45, you know, cause of all the cocaine. grizzlyfoz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantark Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 SandwichRecords 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 freedumb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 This is generally how I handle my vinyl(s). I just really enjoy doing coke in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrunkPosby Posted May 8, 2016 Author Share Posted May 8, 2016 21 hours ago, The Ghost of Randy Savage said: It's just that you say you've watched videos on how to do it and even posted a photo of the correct way...so the question makes no sense. Grab the sleeve with your other hand and insert the record... I have no problem getting the record out. What I have a hard time with is holding the sleeve open while trying to get the record back in by holding it the way people seem to say I should hold it. When I do this, it feels like it's going to fall out of my hands, slam into the sleeve, or it scrapes along the side of the sleeve. I was really just wondering if that's okay or if people had a trick to it. (The videos make a big deal about how to store it, how to take it out, how to clean it, how to put it on the turntable - none of them showed putting it back in.) I've taken shit care of my vinyl until now b/c it's mostly thrift store finds. But lately I've been investing in some decent records, and looking online, people are CRAZY about protecting them. One guy showed how to take it out of a sleeve by inserting another type of sleeve inside of it first! I mean, taking it out of a new sleeve scratches your records? Really? I didn't realize my question would be so ridiculous when compared to the fact that there are literally dozens of videos of people going to great lengths to care for their records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Think of it less as putting your record back into the sleeve, and more as putting your sleeve back onto the record. It may help you out. SleepingWithMotion, freedumb and CrunkPosby 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boops_popmarket Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Once the majority of the record is in the sleeve, let the record rest in your 'sleeve' hand and then move your free hand to the outer edge of the record, pinch the lead in dead wax at the edge, and push/lower the rest of the record in peacefully. CrunkPosby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freedumb Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I just used my bare forearm to clean some lint off a record. throughbeingcruel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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