distinctlydustin Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I don't even take my records out of the mailer. Beat me to saying this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Open to verify color then spin once to verify music. Immediately file in the archives. WereAllDudesHey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Open to verify color then spin once to verify music. Immediately file in the archives. Reinsert earplugs as closely to factory-standard as possible to preserve the market value of ears. Return to browsing Vinyl Collective to purchase more rare vinyuls. Repeat. WereAllDudesHey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I don't even take my records out of the mailer. And with this, I give you a high contender for Thread of the Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I don't even take my records out of the mailer. But do you open the mailer to verify that you got the correct record that may contain said variant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 But do you open the mailer to verify that you got the correct record that may contain said variant? Never! That would be like making sure that girl you met at the bar doesn't have a dick before she lets you boof her! ::eyeroll:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Banned User] Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Reminds me of this. somber_silt, corey., brandy and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostAncientOnes Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 But do you open the mailer to verify that you got the correct record that may contain said variant? I do not consider it "in the mailer" condition if I have to cut the tape to verify it's the correct record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chriswamsley Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I can't tell if this is serious or not. satire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I can't tell if this is serious or not. 100% serious. If it's sealed, and the record is not the correct one, but you never open to know, you sell it, the person opens it, what to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 You should open them. Not only will you make a shitload more money with a crazy colored variant...you could also frame the record and put it on a wall!!! THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oojavaguru Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Phillosaraptor "And that's why kids....when you buy your records, you just want to keep them sealed as an investment. We all know that your college degree is worthless and vinyl records would make a nice cushion to fall back on. Thanks Dr. Phillosaraptor " +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyVinyls Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 I know it sounds blasphemous, but I don't open a fair amount of vinyl. It's not all just about listening to them, it can be about the artwork or just about supporting the band. And hell, do you see what unopened bottles of Surge go for on eBay?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFP Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 this guy haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdturbo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 this guy has to be a troll. his handle is johnnyvinyls for fucksake. THE_James_Champ and gabpower 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What is vinyl for, if not for listening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What is vinyl for, if not for listening? Listening to what? Edit: I just googled vinyl. It turns out there is MUSIC on these things. What the fuck? I guess I have a busy weekend ahead of me. tape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Listening to what? Edit: I just googled vinyl. It turns out there is MUSIC on these things. What the fuck? I guess I have a busy weekend ahead of me. Except vinyl siding. Tried listening to some of that. Painful. THE_James_Champ and Fowty Dollaz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Listening to what? Edit: I just googled vinyl. It turns out there is MUSIC on these things. What the fuck? I guess I have a busy weekend ahead of me. You have won the internet today, my friend. Fowty Dollaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caninesapien Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 How do they get the music on to them anyway? It must be a physical process. Do they just iron the mp3s into the surface? It looks like there are little routes like tree-trunk lines through mine so I guess the mp3s live in there. Fowty Dollaz, WereAllDudesHey, [Banned User] and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 How do they get the music on to them anyway? It must be a physical process. Do they just iron the mp3s into the surface? It looks like there are little routes like tree-trunk lines through mine so I guess the mp3s live in there. If you count the rings, you'll know how old the vinyl are. EDIT: This post was supposed to be funnier, but it won't let me add an "s" to the end of vinyl. ajhall04, tape, Fowty Dollaz and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Schrodinger's LP. I celebrate his entire cat-alogue. Fowty Dollaz, BuzzersonKillwell, agaetisbyrjun and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajhall04 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Shit...these things can be opened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WereAllDudesHey Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 most people consider food "uneaten" if you just take a bite to check flavor I don't even take my records out of the mailer. sounds like a gent. its hard to keep up the hustle that is 'vinyl' nowadays without a little direction. I'm going to start doing this to ensure I can pay for my kids college one day, or cash in for an Audi with a hottie riding shottie while listening to Maserati. Open to verify color then spin once to verify music. Immediately file in the archives. Reinsert earplugs as closely to factory-standard as possible to preserve the market value of ears. Return to browsing Vinyl Collective to purchase more rare vinyuls. Repeat. Listening to what? Edit: I just googled vinyl. It turns out there is MUSIC on these things. What the fuck? I guess I have a busy weekend ahead of me. How do they get the music on to them anyway? It must be a physical process. Do they just iron the mp3s into the surface? It looks like there are little routes like tree-trunk lines through mine so I guess the mp3s live in there. If you count the rings, you'll know how old the vinyl are Unlimited imaginary internet points for all of you! Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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