slinch Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I am sorry Charis, but Your getting really pissed about stuff that doesn't really effect u or do u any harm threshold is staggeringly low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjkenney Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Seriously. Records are 7", 10", or 12" wide. He wants a depth/thickness measurement... You'd think a carpenter would know the difference.came in to say this. +1 brobro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmuse Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Eugh, you guys are actually gross. I wonder if you're as unpleasant in real life. Anyway, I'll merrily be on my way, and you, bless your souls, can fuck right off! Cheerio darlings! I assure you, I find this sort of thing equally intolerable in real life. Is this just fantasy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouTwo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 He can't be a carpenter. I work in the lumber industry and I've never heard anyone call anyone darling before. cbbrew22, Cloudsbelow, TheWindBlower and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinch Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 it's a she, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundofsilver Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hahahahahahhahahahaha. I can't get my head round the vitriol of people like you. I know I can find the dimensions of a record - I wanted an idea of how much space they take up when they are on a shelf, in their sleeves, which isn't actually something that's easily findable online. I suppose I'd need to know the width of the individual record + the width of the card sleeve ( x2) + the width of the paper insert ( x2) + the average distance that is between records once they've been around a while and so aren't in perfect nick. Regardless of all the pointless and pathetic unpleasantness, I still got an answer I couldn't realistically have found elsewhere,thanks to a couple of folks on here. As fun as this has been, I'll be off now I have the simple answer I came for. Go to a thrift shop and buy a single lp, w inners. If they have a gatefold, buy it as well. Get to measuring. Ta Ta ThatLoveSound 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Not as fucking hard as using the internet to find the dimensions? If you were a carpenter, you wouldn't have asked us. Bitch about others trolling you? You caused it. Listen.....internetting is hard, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 It's threads like these I learn to love again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitterhappier Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 how tall would it be if you stacked 50 books? you see how stupid this question is? emacs and jack8urt0n 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Jesus just tryna make a gift for his bro Craig, fuck off guys. Shitty Rambo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Jesus just tryna make a gift for his bro Craig, fuck off guys. Is this a joke about him being named Jesus because he's a carpenter? Because it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Is this a joke about him being named Jesus because he's a carpenter? Because it is now. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freki Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 how tall would it be if you stacked 50 books? you see how stupid this question is? Not as stupid as asking how wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 https://youtu.be/uJYWZ6GTN2g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRHews Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 8/10 would read thread again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannibal Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Not as stupid as asking how wide.Right.How wide is a stack of 50 books? See, I can be a carpenter, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 You don't stack records. I think this is where most of the confusion comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Give a carpenter the proper dimensions he will complete that task. Teach a carpenter how to measure dimensions himself and he can complete every task. ExtraFox and webdoggy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timsimmons Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I didn't even measure when I told him 14" I just looked at my expedit across the room and thought "14" sounds about right". emacs, webdoggy, mssskat184 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Mike Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Eugh, you guys are actually gross. I wonder if you're as unpleasant in real life. Anyway, I'll merrily be on my way, and you, bless your souls, can fuck right off! Cheerio darlings! I didn't even measure when I told him 14" I just looked at my expedit across the room and thought "14" sounds about right". His client is going to be pissed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Only 50 records? Weak ass collection. mssskat184 and FangsAnalSatan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just a normal guy kevin Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 FIGURE THIS ALL OUT FOR ME AND DON"T GIVE ME ANY ATTITUDE! deer, jack8urt0n, tape and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliminator Jr. Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Only 50 records? Weak ass collection. He doesn't buy any more records, because stacking more than 50 might cause slight damage to the ones on the floor. And who wants several stacks of vinyl?! Who?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouTwo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I wonder what excuse he would give his client if he built the thing based on a dimension we told him and he could only fit 49 of his records on. AlexH. and tape 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just a normal guy kevin Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I wonder what excuse he would give his client if he built the thing based on a dimension we told him and he could only fit 49 of his records on. "I was lied to by some very unhelpful people on the internet." AlexH., daegor, MCDELTAT and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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